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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:14
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
US Stock Futures Advance as Trade Talks Continue: Markets Wrap - Bloomberg
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No go.
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No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Horoscope for Sunday, June 22, 2025 - Chicago Sun-Times
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts